girlsfrommars:

thatisrad:

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

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itwashotwestayedinthewater:

jeans on. titties out. eating a mcmuffin, listening to fleetwood mac…all, at the fine time, of 6:30 am

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visavee:

Me: You know I think my diet is working and my exercise regimen is going great. i think i actually look pret-

My Body Dismorphia:

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acesirius:

at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and friends

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arianagrandre:

a man: hi i-

me:

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